Alternative Premier League review with Argh Kid

Argh Kid brings us his review of this weekend's Premier League action.


Day of the Derbies:

It was The Day of the Derbies:
The Weekend,
When the closest of kin,
ainʼt speakinʼ
cos of the colour of the kit of the team they support
Civic pride was on the line as their cities teams fought


Jean Michel Seri played Harri Karri and passing to Kante for Pedro to do the rest
Ranieriʼs return to the Bridge will be one heʼll want to forget
Loftus-Cheek completed the defeat but Claudio will acknowledge
Survival this season will be in the results at Craven Cottage


Arsenalʼs impressive run has become almost Forest Gump
A Six Goal Thriller left Pochetinoʼs Spurs Feeling Trumped
Emery must of jumped to the ceiling when he watched the arrow bang
From the Boot of the in-form Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang


There was almost cause for Evertonʼs merriment, a draw was so close to cement
Til Pickfordʼs Paws went Santa Claus to deliver an early present
Their consistency of misery to Anfield still remains
But…for 90 minutes, at least, they played a decent game…

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